Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?

Would you rather be a wizard or the King of England?

Would you rather be the chaser or the chasee?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather have your first child at 18 OR 40?

Would you rather be really fat or really hairy?

Would you rather be a Cyborg or be an animal-human fusion thing.?

Would you rather dump someone or get dumped?

Would you rather live with no internet OR live with no heat/AC?

Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?

Would you rather live an extra 25 years or live a life without the need to sleep?

Would you rather eat garbage OR eat feces?

Would you rather only eat one food for the rest of your life or only be able to drink water for the rest of your life?

Would you rather beat up a 7 year old or beat up a 77 year old?

Would you rather Eat a quarter or eat Chapstick?

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?

Would you rather drink 2 cups of trash juice or drink 1 gallon of milk 6 months past expiration?

Would you rather date someone who lives far away that you absolutely love or date with someone you live super close to but dont like as much

Would you rather be stoned to death or be grounded?

Would you rather wear pants too high or wear pants too low?

Would you rather be trapped in a sandstorm or be trapped in a snowstorm?

Would you rather be completely alone OR only have completely fake friends?

Would you rather have a 'rewind button' OR a 'pause button' for your life?

Would you rather be tall and really skinny or be buff and really short?

To acquire a Rolex watch, would you rather unearth and loot a corpse or cheat in a competition?

Would you rather be considered a liar or a cheater?

Would you rather own an Xbox 360 or own a PS3?

Would you rather have your best dream and worst nightmare come true or never have any of your dreams come true?

Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?

Would you rather only talk in third person or never be able to call someone by name?

Would you rather only have a 1st grade education or live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education?

Would you rather have to drive a pink moped for the next 2 years or wrestle an alligator one time?

Would you rather be able to kill anyone by writing their name down or be able to heal anyone by kissing them?

Would you rather be able to remember everything you see OR everything you hear?

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say OR hear every conversation around you?

Which super power would you rather have, night vision or a heightened sense of smell and hearing?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?

Would you rather give up cuddles OR kisses?

Would you rather go exploring deep in the Amazon jungle or go exploring in the deep sea in a submarine?

Would you rather walk barefoot in a lego factory or on burning hot coals?

Would you rather never be able touch anyone again or never be able talk to anyone again?

Would you rather be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune or be a contestant on Jeopardy?

Would you rather fear everything and be able to defend yourself OR have nothing to fear, but be helpless?

Would you rather stay in on a date OR go out on a date?

Would you rather be dangled over the edge of a cliff or be forced to public speak?

Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?

Would you rather be a rock star or be a movie star?

Would you rather have a lot of time but no freedom or have freedom but no time?

Would you rather have sex in a pool, in a hot tub or in the shower?

Would you rather chug a pint of ocean salt water or chug a pint of rancid milk?

Would you rather be a pig or snake?

Would you rather lose an eye and a hand or lose a leg and an ear?

For the rest of your life, would you rather drink the same thing or eat the same meal?

Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

Would you rather have bright blue hair or have bright blue teeth?

Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?

Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?

Would you rather live on normally or have the LAST 5 would you rathers become true?

Would you rather be known as a drug dealer or be known as a liar?

Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?

Would you rather own a lightsaber or know the ways of the force?

Would you rather be a wizard or be a vampire?

Would you rather never see the sky again or never see a body of water again?

Would you rather date someone 5 years older or 5 years younger?

Would you rather be a robot or be an alien?

Would you rather have a personal chauffeur or have a personal chef?

Would you rather be hysterically funny or absolutely beautiful?

Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?

Would you rather have arms in proportion to a T-Rex or have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus ?

Would you rather drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose or drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose?

Would you rather lose your keys OR your phone?

Would you rather be President for 3 weeks then be impeached, or have the power of the world but be killed after 3 weeks?

Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?

Would you rather be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner or be the head chef in the White House?

Would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things?

Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?

Would you rather have everything you're thinking appear in a thought bubble above your head OR scream whenever you feel an emotion?

Would you rather have a MacBook Pro or have an iPhone?

Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?

Would you rather not be able to feel any pain or have extremely brittle bones?

Would you rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or be bitten once by a Black Widow spider?

Would you rather be in a loving, caring relationship OR be in a fun, exciting one?

Would you rather eat only Chinese food all the time or eat only Mexican food all the time?

Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?

Would you rather get 4 hours or 15 hours of sleep per night?

Would you rather become a Pokemon trainer or go to Hogwarts?

Would you rather prevent World War II, Holocaust included, or cure all forms of cancer, STDs and AIDS?

Would you rather be a hippie or be a gangsta ?

Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?

Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?

Would you rather only eat waffles or pancakes?

Would you rather have a massive head compared to your body or always have a bowl cut?

If you had no choice, would you rather enter yourself or enter your younger sibling in the Hunger Games?

Would you rather be a good kisser OR be good in bed?

Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?

Would you rather have hair covering your entire body or be completely bald?

Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.

Would you rather date your celebrity crush OR your bf/gf/significant other?

Would you rather only be able to meow yet live nine lives or be able to talk and live once?