Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

Would you rather be a hippie or be a gangsta ?

Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?

Would you rather be electrocuted every time you swear or have all profanities censored out on all of your devices?

Would you rather have to ability to see through anything or to get away with theft?

While getting ready, would you rather never be able to look in the mirror or dress in complete darkness?

Would you rather live in Boston or live in New York City?

Would you rather never be able to hear your favorite song or never watch your favorite movie again?

Would you rather be able to orgasm but never have sex, or be able to have sex but never orgasm?

Would you rather stub your toe or get a papercut?

Would you rather have 300 horses or have a car with 300 Horse Power?

Would you rather die on The Hindenburg or die on The Titanic?

Would you rather be loved or feared ?

Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?

Would you rather eat your favourite DVD in twenty minutes or eat one hundred tissues in twenty minutes?

Would you rather get compliments from everyone but your crush OR get compliments from only your crush?

Would you rather always have messy, unkept hair or always have stains on your clothes?

Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?

Would you rather have a one night stand or have a friend with benefits?

Would you rather never have to sit at a red light OR never have to wait in line?

Would you rather give a speech to the whole nation or have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed?

Would you rather always have a sore throat or live with no fingers on preferred hand?

Would you rather eat only Chinese food all the time or eat only Mexican food all the time?

Would you rather run the world's only unicorn petting zoo or always have the car of your dreams?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather wear summer clothes in the winter or wear winter clothes in the summer?

Would you rather only be able to sit or stand?

Would you rather use a pen OR a pencil?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather die from hypothermia (cold) or die from hyperthermia (heat)?

Would you rather live on normally or have the NEXT 5 would you rathers become true?

Would you rather be really fat or really hairy?

Would you rather date someone with too high self esteem OR too low?

Would you rather be criticized or ignored?

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Would you rather be a failure OR have people think you're successful even though you haven't earned it.

Would you rather know when the world ends or how the world ends?

Would you rather be allergic to sugar or be forced to wear ponchos 24/7?

Would you rather only be able to text your crush OR only be able to talk to them in person with someone else around?

Would you rather have sex with the 'popular kid' and have everyone know about it OR not be able to tell anyone?

Would you rather be unable to experience sadness or be unable to experience anger?

Would you rather end world hunger or find a cure for cancer?

Would you rather swear in every sentence forever or constantly have your hand down your trousers?

Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?

Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?

Would you rather be President for 3 weeks then be impeached, or have the power of the world but be killed after 3 weeks?

Would you rather be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune or be a contestant on Jeopardy?

Would you rather die in a zombie apocalypse or die in a nuclear war?

Would you rather be the chaser or the chasee?

Would you rather go exploring deep in the Amazon jungle or go exploring in the deep sea in a submarine?

Would you rather always look 8 months pregnant or always have a black eye?

Would you rather be caught cheating OR be cheated on?

Would you rather have loved and lost or never loved at all?

Would you rather eat a hotdog or eat a hamburger?

Would you rather live out of a sailboat OR an RV?

Would you rather be barefoot for the rest of your life or wear Crocks for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be a Cyborg or be an animal-human fusion thing.?

If you were only able to eat one of the two, would you rather only eat meat or only eat fish?

Would you rather death by electric chair or death by lethal injection?

Would you rather have an incredibly nice car or own a personal helicopter?

Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather be invincible or be invisible?

Would you rather go on a vacation with your partner OR a road trip with your partner?

Would you rather always wear a top hat or always wear a giant clock necklace?

Would you rather admit your guilty pleasures to friends and family or never partake in them again?

Would you rather be deaf and have no legs or be blind and have no arms?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?

Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or or an ice cold freezing shower?

Would you rather be on the front page of Reddit whenever or the front page of the NYT once?

Would you rather give up cuddles OR kisses?

Would you rather have your current pet live as long as you do or bring a past pet back to life?

Would you rather slam your hand in every door or fall down every flight of stairs?

Would you rather have a significant other that doesn't speak or have a significant other that doesn't listen?

Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?

Would you rather be an escort OR a pornstar?

Would you rather be the best known person in a small band or be some guy on the sidelines of your favorite band?

Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to smell?

Would you rather be a robot or be an alien?

Would you rather be a stripper or a pornstar?

If you could be in a broadway show, would you rather be in Wicked or Lion King?

Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?

Would you rather get an Atomic Wedgie or get a Swirly ?WYR

Would you rather stay in school for the next 30 years or leave school after 2nd grade?

Would you rather live to 150 but have a boring life or live to 50 but have a really exciting life?

Would you rather dump someone or get dumped?

Would you rather only talk in third person or never be able to call someone by name?

Would you rather be a content failure or be an unhappy success?

Would you rather break an arm, with a slightly painful infection or break a leg?

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over or watch bad workout infomercials over and over?

Would you rather be be an amazing security guard or a terrible FBI agent?

Would you rather have a lot of time but no freedom or have freedom but no time?

Would you rather kill one person you know or kill three strangers?

Would you rather have 50% of your body burned or 100% of your body tattooed?

Would your rather die or push a button and have 10,000 random people die?

Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Would you rather go on a date with someone who posts instagram pictures after every bite OR someone running a livestream of your date?

Would you rather go swimming with sharks or go swimming with alligators?

Would you rather face a zombie attack or shark attack?