Would you rather have uncontrollable diarrhea or have uncontrollable vomiting ?

Would you rather own a lightsaber or know the ways of the force?

Would you rather eat all the carpet or all of the wood and tiles in your house?

Would you rather earn $250,000 a year in quarters or $100,000 a year in bills ?

Would you rather be hunted by people or hunt people?

Would you rather be a content failure or be an unhappy success?

Would you rather be a nudist or be a nevernude?

Would you rather pay more taxes but have free public services, or no taxes but pay fully for services you need?

Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have bad breath?

Would you rather be a vegetarian and love a meat eater or be a meat eater and love a vegetarian?

Would you rather have the sense of smell of a dog or have the eyesight of an eagle ?

Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?

Would you rather date someone with too high self esteem OR too low?

Would you rather be a bumblebee or a slug?

Would you rather wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bear?

Would you rather listen to only one song for the rest of your life or to no music for the rest of your life?

Would you rather enact Net Neutrality as a law or the "Stop Online Piracy Act" as a law?

Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?

Would you rather tell a friend's partner that they're cheating OR keep it a secret?

Would you rather be forced to watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all?

Would you rather smell like onions or garlic?

Would you rather lose your keys or lose your cell phone?

Would you rather never watch baseball again or never watch football again?

Would you rather use a pen OR a pencil?

Would you rather only wear revealing hot pink clothes or always have to wear socks and sandals?

Would you rather have sex with the 'popular kid' and have everyone know about it OR not be able to tell anyone?

Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?

Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?

Would you rather know when you will die or know how you will die?

Would you rather always have mud in your shoes or always have a pebble in your shoe?

Would you rather be extremely paranoid or extremely naive?

Would you rather see blurry all the time or see everything in black and white?

Would you rather eat a worm straight from the ground or snatch a fly out of the air and eat it alive?

Would you rather live out of a sailboat OR an RV?

Would you rather fart in front of your crush or get caught picking your nose by your crush?

Would you rather say YES (or similar words) to everything or NO to everything?

Would you rather control the emotions of those around you or control the weather?

Would you rather stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar or eat 3 worms alive?

Would you rather produce a low-budget film with your best friends and have the time of your life or produce a Hollywood blockbuster with people you detest and make a ton of money?

Would you rather be lefty or righty?

Would you rather be good looking OR talented?

Would you rather live an extra 25 years or live a life without the need to sleep?

Would you rather only eat one food for the rest of your life or only be able to drink water for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have your face on the $1 bill or have your face on the $100?

Would you rather live in a house in a suburb or in an apartment in a big city?

Would you rather have Doge or Grumpy Cat as a pet?

Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or dress only the way you did when you were 15?

If you bet your life savings on a single roulette spin, would you rather put it all on black or put it all on red?

Would you rather have your fingers become hotdogs forever or have your tears be relatively acidic?

Would you rather relive a specifc moment or have photographic memory?

Would you rather cuddle OR make out?

Would you rather die from hypothermia (cold) or die from hyperthermia (heat)?

Would you rather prevent World War II or win a life changing amount of money in a lottery?

Would you rather have sex with the youngest person here OR the oldest person here?

Would you rather be caught at home watching sex and the city by yourself or be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand?

Would you rather face a zombie attack or shark attack?

Would you rather actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc or always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use.

Would you rather wear high heels or wear a dress?

Would you rather control the elements or control time?

Would you rather lose your friends OR have none from the start?

Would you rather be invincible or be invisible?

Until you retire, would you rather work 9am to 5pm or 9pm to 5am?

Would you rather propose/be proposed to in private OR in front of family/friends?

Would you rather be a mall cop or be a prison guard?

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

Would you rather have sex while drunk OR have sex while hungover?

Would you rather be hysterically funny or absolutely beautiful?

Would you rather always be sweating or always appear shivering cold?

Would you rather be stupid and have a brilliant kid or be brilliant and have a stupid kid?

Would you rather have sex with your first ex OR with your last one?

Would you rather eat only Chinese food all the time or eat only Mexican food all the time?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater OR fly?

Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?

Would you rather always live 10 miles from where you were born or never be able to settle down in one place for more than a year?

Would you rather know the exact time and place of your own death or of everyone around you?

Would you rather own a Lightsaber or use the Force?

Would you rather see how or what created civilization or see how or what ends civilization?

Would you rather get $100 today or get $1 a day for 200 days?

Would you rather Be sent into space without enough oxygen or be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions?

Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?

Would you rather lose your sex organs forever OR lose half your teeth forever?

Would you rather have long curly hair or have short straight hair?

Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill 2 puppies?

If you had your choice of portable game device, would you rather choose a Nintendo DS or choose a PSP?

Would you rather be near deaf or hear everything two minutes later?

Would you rather only eat fruit or only eat vegetables?

Would you rather live to be 120 and accomplish nothing or live to be 50 and have world changing accomplishments?

Would you rather spend a day in the Sahara Desert or spend a day in the North Pole?

Would you rather date someone much taller OR much shorter than you?

Would you rather eat garbage OR eat feces?

Would you rather see what was behind every closed door or be able to guess the combination of every safe on the first try?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?

Would you rather be President for 3 weeks then be impeached, or have the power of the world but be killed after 3 weeks?

Would you rather get killed by your partner or get killed by your best friend?

Would you rather forget your date's name OR call them your parent's name?

Would you rather all expenses paid, two month vacation in France or be on the moon for one hour?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather be a famous country singer or be a famous blues guitarist?

Would you rather own an Xbox 360 or own a PS3?