Would you rather have a threesome with two of your sex OR two of the other sex?

Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill 2 puppies?

Would you rather own a horse in the city or own a cat in the country?

Would you rather be caught at home watching sex and the city by yourself or be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand?

Would you rather lose an eye and a hand or lose a leg and an ear?

Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Would you rather always wear clothes you like but everyone else hates or clothes you hate but everyone else loves?

Would you rather have to stay naked all the time OR have your thoughts appear as bubbles above your head?

Would you rather give up kissing OR give up sex?

Would you rather never be able to leave the country you were born in or never be able to drive?

If you could only do one of these in your lifetime, would you rather find true love or cure cancer?

Would you rather be criticized or ignored?

Would you rather have equal numbers of friends and enemies OR none of either?

Would you rather feel like you have to sneeze all the time or feel like you're about to fall all the time?

Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?

Would you rather Be eaten by a lion or Be eaten by ants?

Would you rather fight a bear or fight a lion?

Would you rather have it always be day or night?

Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

Would you rather be able to travel at light speed or be able to read minds?

Would you rather watch a volcano erupt or witness a meteor hitting Earth?

Would you rather soil yourself and not be able to clean for a week or wear the same clothes for a year?

Would you rather yell a swear between every word or get punched in the face after every swear

Would you rather always know when people are lying or always get away with lying?

Would you rather communicate with animals or speak every language fluently?

Would you rather not be able to see during sex OR not be able to hear during sex?

Would you rather teach Spanish or teach math?

Would you rather be rich now OR be rich later in life?

Would you rather have stretchable legs or have stretchable arms?

Would you rather be deeply insulted by a stranger or be slapped across the face?

Would you rather be loved or feared ?

Would you rather have $150 in quarters or have $100 in paper money?

Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Would you rather have sex while drunk OR have sex while hungover?

Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?

Would you rather get high or get drunk?

Would you rather work in the hood/ghetto as a cop OR a teacher?

Would you rather only talk in third person or never be able to call someone by name?

Would you rather be a wizard or the King of England?

Would you rather have no thumbs or only have thumbs?

Would you rather get stuck in an elevator alone for 53 hours or be the lone survivor as a bank hostage?

Would you rather lose your keys OR your phone?

Would you rather be able to change the past or see into the future?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport or be able to time travel?

Would you rather eat 50 celery sticks or brussels sprouts every day?

Would you rather dump someone or get dumped?

Would you rather be immortal or die right now?

Would you rather have a one night stand or have a friend with benefits?

Would you rather be telekinetic or be telepathic?

if you could only eat one and never eat the other, would you rather eat waffles or eat pancakes?

Would you rather be known as a drug dealer or be known as a liar?

Would you rather have constantly dry eyes OR a constant runny nose?

Would you rather die on The Hindenburg or die on The Titanic?

Would you rather be a content failure or be an unhappy success?

Would you rather own an Xbox 360 or own a PS3?

Would you rather be a student the rest of your life or be a teacher the rest of your life?

Would you rather stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar or eat 3 worms alive?

Would you rather have the crush of your dreams or have infinite amounts of your favorite appetizer?

Would you rather play Pacman or Space Invaders?

Would you rather not be able to see the colors purple, red or blue or see everything in black, white, and gray?

Would you rather live with no electronics or live with no friends?

Would you rather work for Apple and know all of their secrets or work for Google and know all their secrets ?

Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love OR you on them?

Would you rather change your religion or change your political party?

Would you rather Be the best singer in the world but ugly or be the worst singer in the world but beautiful?

Would you rather always be naked or always be itchy?

Would you rather win the Nobel Peace Prize or find a cure for a terminal disease?

Would you rather only be able to text your crush OR only be able to talk to them in person with someone else around?

Would you rather be male or be female?

Would you rather not be able to stop being serious or not be able to stop joking?

Would you rather be an unknown superhero or famous villain?

Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?

Would you rather the ability to have full control over your dreams or never have to sleep?

Would you rather not brush your teeth for a month or not shower for a month?

Would you rather be able to control/talk to machines or be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity?

Would you rather receive $5 a day for the rest of your life or $50,000 right here, right now?

Would you rather eat a pinecone or eat an acorn?

Would you rather only eat one food for the rest of your life or only be able to drink water for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather have uncontrollable Ear Hair or uncontrollable Nose Hair?

Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?

Would you rather win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store or win a 10-day free vacation to any destination?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather always have mud in your shoes or always have a pebble in your shoe?

Would you rather wear pants too high or wear pants too low?

Would you rather only be able to curse with 'shit' OR be able to curse however you want, as long as it's not english?

Would you rather have no internet OR live in the middle of nowhere with internet

Would you rather be muscular with a busted face or busty with a gorgeous face?

Would you rather have the job of your dreams and be broke or have a job you hate but be wealthy?

Would you rather go one year without your teeth or go one year without the Internet?

Would you rather be better looking in person or in photos?

Would you rather have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid or have a wardrobe completely of denim?

Would you rather own a baby otter or a messenger owl?

Would you rather be a graphic designer or be an architect?

Would you rather have your best dream and worst nightmare come true or never have any of your dreams come true?

Would you rather have your hands switched for Dustpans or be sweating jam instead of sweat?

Would you rather be deaf and have no legs or be blind and have no arms?

Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have bad breath?

Would you rather swear in every sentence forever or constantly have your hand down your trousers?