Would you rather have the ability to teleport or be able to time travel?
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Would you rather have knee length hair or have a 1 foot tall mohawk?
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Would you rather all the chats on your phone leak or all the photos?
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Would you rather be topless all the time or be pantless all the time?
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Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Instagram?
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Would you rather have it snow for the rest of your life or rain for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather eat hot food in the summer OR eat cold food in the winter?
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Would you rather arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns or the most powerful Super Soakers?
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Would you rather lose your mind or lose your significant other?
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Would you rather be invincible or be invisible?
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Would you rather emit robot noises whenever you move or make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink?
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Would you rather have a Flying Car or have 1Tbps Internet Conection?
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Would you rather have 12 children OR not be able to have any?
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Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?
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Would you rather read the book or see the film?
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Would you rather have it always be day or night?
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Would you rather only be able to flirt with memes OR emojis?
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Would you rather cut your hands with broken glass or lick rusty nails?
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Would you rather sound like anyone you want or speak any language you want?
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Would you rather have sex with your best friend OR someone completely random?
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Would you rather have to kill the animal for any meat you eat or never eat meat again?
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Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy or be separated from your entire family for life?
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Would you rather have all superpowers you want but be always alone or be a normal but popular?
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Would you rather fight three bulls at the same time or fight ten bulls one at a time?
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Would you rather be hunted by people or hunt people?
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Would you rather have 300 horses or have a car with 300 Horse Power?
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Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill 2 puppies?
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Would you rather have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys or have to type with only your two index fingers all the time?
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Would you rather eat only salad or only fruits for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather be caught at home watching sex and the city by yourself or be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand?
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Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?
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Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love OR you on them?
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Would you rather wear summer clothes in the winter or wear winter clothes in the summer?
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Would you rather eat only Chinese food all the time or eat only Mexican food all the time?
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Would you rather only be able to teleport to places you've already been or places you've never been before?
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Would you rather be sucked into Terraria or Minecraft?
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If you were in a horror movie, would you rather be thrown into a snake pit or a spider pit?
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Would you rather relive a specifc moment or have photographic memory?
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Would you rather have a section of your ear bitten off or lose your two front teeth?
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Would you rather get killed by your partner or get killed by your best friend?
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Would you rather go on a date with someone who posts instagram pictures after every bite OR someone running a livestream of your date?
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Would you rather have a loud OR silent person in bed?
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Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to smell?
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Would you rather be able to orgasm but never have sex, or be able to have sex but never orgasm?
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Would you rather get married to someone you don't love or get married to the love of your life, but you can never have sex with them?
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Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?
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Would you rather be allergic to babies or be allergic to elderly people?
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Would you rather live to be 120 and accomplish nothing or live to be 50 and have world changing accomplishments?
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Would you rather be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion or be famous for inventing snap bracelets?
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Would you rather not be able to talk or not be able to walk?
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Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?
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Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?
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Would you rather absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life or lose your sense of smell completely?
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Would you rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or be bitten once by a Black Widow spider?
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Would you rather use only Windows ME for the rest of your life or use only a 16 inch CRT monitor
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Would you rather get a paper cut on your hand once a week or have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes?
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Would you rather be albino or a ginger?
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Would you rather only wear revealing hot pink clothes or always have to wear socks and sandals?
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Would you rather taste the same flavor of food or taste nothing ever again?
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Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?
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Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have bad breath?
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Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?
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Would you rather be stoned to death or be grounded?
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Would you rather get 4 hours or 15 hours of sleep per night?
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Would you rather Be eaten by a lion or Be eaten by ants?
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Would you rather have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?
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If you could only do one of these in your lifetime, would you rather find true love or cure cancer?
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Would you rather watch a romantic movie on a date in a theater OR at home?
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Would you rather catch your best male friend sleeping with your mom or catch your best male friend sleeping with your sister?
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Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?
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Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?
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Would you rather be famous in this lifetime or go down in the history books?
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Would you rather find your partner flirting with another person OR be found flirting with another person?
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Would you rather resurrect your favorite cancelled show of all time for 1 season or cancel your most hated show?
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Would you rather kill one person you know or kill three strangers?
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Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?
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Would you rather only listen to The Beatles or only listen to The Rolling Stones?
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Would you rather eat a container of butter or drink a bottle of maple syrup?
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Would you rather eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider or an equally venomous wasp?
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Would you rather Save the Library of Alexandria from burning or know what happened to Atlantis?
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Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?
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Would you rather be unable to survive without eating something every hour or be unable to taste?
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Would you rather be an anti-social genius or be popular but unintelligent?
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Would you rather have a massive head compared to your body or always have a bowl cut?
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Would you rather jump forward 10 years of your life or go back 10 years of your life?
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Would you rather never get tired or never have to go to the bathroom?
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Would you rather be able to kill anyone by writing their name down or be able to heal anyone by kissing them?
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Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?
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Would you rather lose both your arms or lose both your legs?
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Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?
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Would you rather be unable to experience sadness or be unable to experience anger?
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Would you rather have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times or always have chapped lips?
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Would you rather be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune or be a contestant on Jeopardy?
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Would you rather only smell like poop or only smell poop?
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Would you rather be a heavy smoker or be a heavy drinker?
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Would you rather die by explosion or implosion?
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Would you rather only have access to YouTube or only have access to games on the Internet ?
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Would you rather drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting or use mustard for toothpaste for 3 weeks?
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Would you rather be extremely unattractive or extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells like poop?
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Would you rather be considered a liar or a cheater?
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