Would you rather have seventeen testicles or have one testicle the size of a coconut?

Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

If you and a sibling are kidnapped, would you rather let your sibling die to save yourself or sacrifice yourself to save your sibling?

Would you rather live in an amusement park or live in a zoo?

Would you rather be able to freeze time for one hour a day or be able to replicate one thing per day?

Would you rather never be able to compliment or never be able to complain?

Would you rather be happy, wealthy, or healthy?

Would you rather always take cold Showers or never feel anything cold?

Would you rather have to kill the animal for any meat you eat or never eat meat again?

Would you rather wear pants too high or wear pants too low?

Would you rather be lefty or righty?

Would you rather have to drive a pink moped for the next 2 years or wrestle an alligator one time?

Would you rather be with a blonde or be with a brunette?

Would you rather only be able to speak via a translator or only speak when asked a question?

Would you rather go exploring deep in the Amazon jungle or go exploring in the deep sea in a submarine?

Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?

Would you rather have all your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?

Would you rather be able to name a new element or win a gold medal at the Olympics?

Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?

Would you rather not be able to stop being serious or not be able to stop joking?

Would you rather sprout a tail or a horn?

Would you rather be really fat or really hairy?

Would you rather have sex with the youngest person here OR the oldest person here?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather live without your phone or live without your computer, ipod, clean clothes... etc.?

Would you rather know when the world ends or how the world ends?

Would you rather be near deaf or hear everything two minutes later?

Would you rather be a graphic designer or be an architect?

If you could only do one of these in your lifetime, would you rather find true love or cure cancer?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?

Would you rather have your fingers become hotdogs forever or have your tears be relatively acidic?

Would you rather never have to grocery shop again or never have to do laundry again?

Would you rather be in jail for 60 years or die?

Would you rather have an average house in the middle of a city or have a mansion miles away from civilization?

Would you rather be on the front page of Reddit whenever or the front page of the NYT once?

Would you rather be hysterically funny or absolutely beautiful?

Would you rather live in a place with constant summer OR constant winter?

Would you rather date someone 5 years older or 5 years younger?

Would you rather leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman) or be able to fun as fast as the Flash?

Would you rather work for Apple and know all of their secrets or work for Google and know all their secrets ?

Would you rather have everything you touch turn to dust or have everything you touch turn to gold?

Would you rather not be able to talk or not be able to walk?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?

Would you rather have to smile every waking hour or have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes?

Would you rather have your hands switched for Dustpans or be sweating jam instead of sweat?

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

Would you rather date your celebrity crush OR your bf/gf/significant other?

Would you rather be a rich but stupid footballer or a genius but poor scientist?

Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Instagram?

Would you rather have a stomach ache or have a headache?

On a beautiful sunny day, would you rather lie in the grass and read a book or stay inside and watch excellent TV?

Which super power would you rather have, night vision or a heightened sense of smell and hearing?

Would you rather have to stay naked all the time OR have your thoughts appear as bubbles above your head?

Would you rather only eat one food for the rest of your life or only be able to drink water for the rest of your life?

If you could be in a broadway show, would you rather be in Wicked or Lion King?

Would you rather have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day or have your spouse-to-be wear it?

Would you rather be a bumblebee or a slug?

Would you rather only eat waffles or pancakes?

Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy or be separated from your entire family for life?

Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.

Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

Would you rather have a pet or a sibling?

Would you rather smell like manure or smell like urine?

Would you rather be a cat or be a dog?

Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?

Would you rather have sex on the first date OR have to wait 6 months to have sex?

Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Would you rather live in a world of magic or superheroes?

Would you rather fight 100 third graders one at a time or fight 50 third graders at the same time?

Would you rather forget who you were or forget who everyone you know is?

Would you rather have to date nobody OR have to date two people at the same time without either knowing?

Would you rather have a college/university named after you or have a sports stadium named after you?

Until you retire, would you rather work 9am to 5pm or 9pm to 5am?

Would you rather be considered a liar or a cheater?

Would you rather be male or be female?

Would you rather run someone over or be run over?

If you could choose an age to stay forever, would you rather Be 21 or Be 10?

Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?

Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have bad breath?

Would you rather drink Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?

Would you rather never be able to kiss someone OR only be able to do it in front of your parents?

Would you rather call the police but they don't get there in time or intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating?

Would you rather only read romance novels or only read textbooks?

Would you rather know everything or nothing about your partner's past ?

Would you rather live alone on a tropical island or live with other people in Antarctica ?

Would you rather be known as a racist or be known as a sexist?

Would you rather be invincible or be invisible?

Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or dress only the way you did when you were 15?

Would you rather not be able to wear clothes or not be able to speak?

Would you rather have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon or have your house blown down by the big bad wolf?

Would you rather get shot or get stabbed?

Would you rather have a rise and fall from fame or remain completely unknown your entire life?

Would you rather be a wizard or the King of England?

Would you rather give up dates or kisses?

Would you rather live an average life and be forgotten in time or go down in history for something terrible?

Would you rather be able to travel at light speed or be able to read minds?

Would you rather live in Ancient Greece or live in Ancient Rome?

Would you rather never shave ever again or never cut finger/toe nails ever again?