Would you rather live completely alone on an island or be overworked in a cramped factory?

Would you rather be in a loving, caring relationship OR be in a fun, exciting one?

Would you rather drink milk for the rest of your life or drink orange juice for the rest of your life?

Would you rather not shower for 2 wks w/ clean clothes or shower daily for 2 wks w/o a change of clothes?

Would you rather light your hands on fire for a minute or light your feet on fire for a minute?

Would you rather live alone on a tropical island or live with other people in Antarctica ?

Would you rather go swimming with sharks or go swimming with alligators?

Would you rather be lefty or righty?

Would you rather live an extra 50 years or be guaranteed entrance to Heaven?

Would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room?

Would you rather soil yourself and not be able to clean for a week or wear the same clothes for a year?

Would you rather live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks or live in the Dark Ages?

Would you rather have sex with the youngest person here OR the oldest person here?

Would you rather be a Cyborg or be an animal-human fusion thing.?

Would you rather watch TV shows OR movies?

Would you rather master an instrument or be a great singer?

Would you rather play a game of Quidditch or take a field trip with Ms. Frizzle?

If you could be in a broadway show, would you rather be in Wicked or Lion King?

Would you rather die when your kid is very young or have your kid die before you?

Would you rather make out OR have sex?

Would you rather shrink to 1 inch or grow to 3 stories?

Would you rather have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid or have a wardrobe completely of denim?

Would you rather be able to meet your great-great-grandparents OR your great-great-grandchildren?

Would you rather be able to name a new element or win a gold medal at the Olympics?

Would you rather receive a dirty text message, e-mail or voice mail?

Would you rather own a lightsaber or know the ways of the force?

Would you rather listen to only one song for the rest of your life or to no music for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?

Would you rather know exactly what happened in Area 51 or accept $1 million?

Would you rather give up dates or kisses?

Would you rather have your partner trim or shave their pubes?

Would you rather be a dinosaur or be a narwhal ?

While getting ready, would you rather never be able to look in the mirror or dress in complete darkness?

Would you rather lose the ability to feel emotions or be physically paralyzed?

Would you rather be deaf and have no legs or be blind and have no arms?

Would you rather have $150 in quarters or have $100 in paper money?

Would you rather die on The Hindenburg or die on The Titanic?

Would you rather pay for sex OR be paid for sex?

Would you rather be President for 3 weeks then be impeached, or have the power of the world but be killed after 3 weeks?

Would you rather always be naked or always be itchy?

Would you rather have a jello room or have a pillow room?

Would you rather have to date nobody OR have to date two people at the same time without either knowing?

Would you rather become a Pokemon trainer or go to Hogwarts?

To let out your anger, would you rather smash a computer with a baseball bat or smash a guitar on the floor?

Would you rather call the police but they don't get there in time or intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating?

Would you rather be able to remember everything you see OR everything you hear?

Would you rather be a sex slave for a month OR not have sex or masturbate for a month?

Would you rather hoard or compulsively clean?

Would you rather live on normally or have the NEXT 5 would you rathers become true?

Would you rather never be able to touch blue or never be able to touch red?

Would you rather be a hometown hero or be a C level celebrity that no one really likes?

Would you rather be a hippie or be a gangsta ?

If you had your choice of portable game device, would you rather choose a Nintendo DS or choose a PSP?

Would you rather be stupid and have a brilliant kid or be brilliant and have a stupid kid?

Would you rather never watch baseball again or never watch football again?

Would you rather lose the ability to read OR speak?

If you were only able to eat one of the two, would you rather only eat meat or only eat fish?

Would you rather find out your partner is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds) or find out you can never have kids again?

Would you rather have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?

Would you rather be known for something good or unknown for something great?

Would you rather spend 5 yrs in prison and receive $5 million dollars after or not, but never become rich?

Would you rather get caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

Would you rather dump or be dumped?

Would you rather be a rich but stupid footballer or a genius but poor scientist?

Would you rather have an incredibly nice car or own a personal helicopter?

Would you rather always live 10 miles from where you were born or never be able to settle down in one place for more than a year?

Would you rather have uncontrollable Ear Hair or uncontrollable Nose Hair?

Would you rather win the Nobel Peace Prize or find a cure for a terminal disease?

Would you rather have a MacBook Pro or have an iPhone?

Would you rather have a personal chef or have a personal masseuse?

Would you rather not be able to wear clothes or not be able to speak?

Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?

Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?

Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

Would you rather not be able to feel any pain or have extremely brittle bones?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather live in a mansion in Beverly Hills or live in a penthouse in Manhattan?

Would you rather be a rock star or be a movie star?

Would you rather eat only Chinese food all the time or eat only Mexican food all the time?

Would you rather burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds or let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes?

Would you rather be swept up in a hurricane or lost in a flood?

Would you rather have anything you write become truth or know all the truths there are now?

Would you rather only be able to teleport to places you've already been or places you've never been before?

Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love OR you on them?

Would you rather own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads or bobble heads?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather eat your favourite DVD in twenty minutes or eat one hundred tissues in twenty minutes?

Would you rather live in a house in a suburb or an apartment in a big city?

Would you rather cut your hands with broken glass or lick rusty nails?

Would you rather only eat breakfast cereal or only eat pasta?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

Would you rather fear everything and be able to defend yourself OR have nothing to fear, but be helpless?

Would you rather be trapped in a sandstorm or be trapped in a snowstorm?

Would you rather be a good kisser OR be good in bed?

Would you rather live in a world where all writing is Comic Sans or where the only music is Call Me Maybe?

Would you rather never see the sky again or never see a body of water again?

Would you rather leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman) or be able to fun as fast as the Flash?

Would you rather be an only child or have ten siblings?

Would you rather drink 2 cups of trash juice or drink 1 gallon of milk 6 months past expiration?