Would you rather write a book or paint a picture?

Would you rather be the chaser or the chasee?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

Would you rather only be able to sit or stand?

Would you rather have bright blue hair or have bright blue teeth?

Would you rather have seventeen testicles or have one testicle the size of a coconut?

Would you rather taste the same flavor of food or taste nothing ever again?

Would you rather live alone on a tropical island or live with other people in Antarctica ?

Would you rather not be able to talk or not be able to walk?

Would you rather work 10 hours a day four days a week or work 8 hours a day five days a week?

Would you rather never have to grocery shop again or never have to do laundry again?

Would you rather stay in on a date OR go out on a date?

Would you rather lose your friends OR have none from the start?

Until you retire, would you rather work 9am to 5pm or 9pm to 5am?

Would you rather be stuck in an aquarium with a great white shark or a room with the floor covered in spiders?

Would you rather live forever or never live?

Would you rather be a horse or a cow?

Would you rather have the first name Refrigerator or have the first name Dishwasher

Would you rather be a good kisser OR be good in bed?

Would you rather be unable to experience sadness or be unable to experience anger?

For $2,000, would you rather stay overnight in a haunted asylum or go on a scary (but broken) roller coaster?

Would you rather always have mud in your shoes or always have a pebble in your shoe?

Would you rather jump forward 10 years of your life or go back 10 years of your life?

If while earning a PhD you were offered a high paying job would you rather complete the degree or bail for the $?

Would you rather be on the front page of Reddit whenever or the front page of the NYT once?

Would you rather lose your keys OR your phone?

Would you rather have a section of your ear bitten off or lose your two front teeth?

Would you rather date someone with long hair OR date someone with short hair?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or be able to see someone else’s entire future anytime you want?

Would you rather never shave ever again or never cut finger/toe nails ever again?

Would you rather be famous in this lifetime or go down in the history books?

While getting ready, would you rather never be able to look in the mirror or dress in complete darkness?

Would you rather always dissappoint people or always anger people?

Would you rather the ability to have full control over your dreams or never have to sleep?

Would you rather meet your future self or meet your future kids?

Would you rather eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds or forget everything that you did in the past year?

Would you rather be swept up in a hurricane or lost in a flood?

Would you rather never be able to compliment or never be able to complain?

Would you rather always wear a top hat or always wear a giant clock necklace?

Would you rather be a cat or be a dog?

Would you rather stay in school for the next 30 years or leave school after 2nd grade?

Would you rather only listen to The Beatles or only listen to The Rolling Stones?

Would you rather poop rainbows or vomit rainbows?

Would you rather always drink carbonated beverages, or never drink them again?

Would you rather watch a volcano erupt or witness a meteor hitting Earth?

Would you rather find out your partner is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds) or find out you can never have kids again?

Would you rather be a rock star or be a movie star?

To acquire a Rolex watch, would you rather unearth and loot a corpse or cheat in a competition?

Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?

Would you rather be attractive and poor or be ugly and rich?

Would you rather have an elephant sized kitten or a kitten sized elephant?

If you could only do one of these in your lifetime, would you rather find true love or cure cancer?

Would you rather date someone 5 years older or 5 years younger?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.

Would you rather eat Nutella or bacon?

Would you rather have equal numbers of friends and enemies OR none of either?

Would you rather never be able to touch blue or never be able to touch red?

Would you rather cuddle OR make out?

Would you rather have your current pet live as long as you do or bring a past pet back to life?

Would you rather see the future or change the past?

Would you rather only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies OR only be allowed to masturbate to 10 second or shorter clips?

Would you rather never be able to drink water again or only be able to drink water?

Would you rather drink Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?

Would you rather serve 7 years in a rough prison or kill and eat your pet dog?

Would you rather prevent World War II or win a life changing amount of money in a lottery?

Would you rather give up dates or kisses?

Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?

Would you rather only have threesomes and never masturbate OR only masturbate and never have sex?

Would you rather be credited with the invention of the wheel or be credited with the invention of the Internet?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather receive $5 a day for the rest of your life or $50,000 right here, right now?

Would you rather lose your sex organs forever OR lose half your teeth forever?

Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?

Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Google?

Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?

Would you rather be invincible or be invisible?

Would you rather be telekinetic or be telepathic?

Would you rather be the first to climb Mt. Everest or be the first on the Moon?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather not be able to stop being serious or not be able to stop joking?

Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather always be late or always be unprepared?

Would you rather be blinking manually or breathing manually?

Would you rather speak every language except the language of the country you're currently in or speak only the language of the country you're in, but know the meaning of every single word in that language.?

Would you rather be a capitalist or a communist?

Would you rather be able to control/talk to machines or be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity?

Would you rather be godzilla or be king kong?

Would you rather get an Atomic Wedgie or get a Swirly ?WYR

Would you rather drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose or drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose?

Would you rather never age mentally OR physically?

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Would you rather know exactly what happened in Area 51 or accept $1 million?

Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?

Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love OR you on them?

Would you rather be a famous musician OR a famous visual artist?

Would you rather live in an abandoned bomb shelter or live in an isolated tower?

Would you rather stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours or have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life?

Would you rather Be the best singer in the world but ugly or be the worst singer in the world but beautiful?