Would you rather vacation in Russia or China?

Would you rather speak every language except the language of the country you're currently in or speak only the language of the country you're in, but know the meaning of every single word in that language.?

Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?

Would you rather live in a world where all writing is Comic Sans or where the only music is Call Me Maybe?

Would you rather be covered in feathers or be covered in fur?

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

Would you rather only smell like poop or only smell poop?

Would you rather emit robot noises whenever you move or make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink?

Would you rather have sex with the youngest person here OR the oldest person here?

Would you rather win a 1-day shopping spree to any store or win a 2-week vacation to any destination?

If you were in a horror movie, would you rather be thrown into a snake pit or a spider pit?

Would you rather lie every time you are asked a question or tell the truth every time you are asked a question?

Would you rather live to be 120 and accomplish nothing or live to be 50 and have world changing accomplishments?

Would you rather be extremely paranoid or extremely naive?

Would you rather be dangled over the edge of a cliff or be forced to public speak?

Would you rather get stuck in an elevator alone for 53 hours or be the lone survivor as a bank hostage?

Would you rather be able to meet your great-great-grandparents OR your great-great-grandchildren?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?

If you were at the end of the world, would you rather throw yourself at lava or drown in the tsunami?

Would you rather have a jello room or have a pillow room?

Would you rather be the best known person in a small band or be some guy on the sidelines of your favorite band?

Would you rather be unable to open doors unassisted or be unable to climb stairs?

Would you rather give a speech to the whole nation or have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed?

Would you rather have a loud OR silent person in bed?

Would you rather live in Tokyo or Hong Kong?

Would you rather be hunted by people or hunt people?

Would you rather only drink Starbucks coffee or only drink Dunkin Donuts coffee?

Would you rather have no tongue or have no teeth?

Would you rather be muscular with a busted face or busty with a gorgeous face?

Would you rather experience a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

Would you rather never have to sit at a red light OR never have to wait in line?

Would you rather never eat pizza again or never drink another soda?

Would you rather eat hot food in the summer OR eat cold food in the winter?

Would you rather always have bad hair or always have bad teeth?

Would you rather be allergic to babies or be allergic to elderly people?

Would you rather be a graphic designer or be an architect?

Would you rather be an angel or a demon?

Would you rather be an olympic tennis player or be an olympic table tennis player?

Would you rather marry your most hated ex OR kill your best friend?

Would you rather have 12 children OR not be able to have any?

Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.

Would you rather spend a year alone in a deep sea submarine or spend a year alone in a space station?

Would you rather make out on a couch OR against a wall?

Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall

Would you rather have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?

Would you rather constantly stumble when walking or constantly studder when speaking?

Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?

Would you rather know how to speak only English or know how to speak every language but never English?

Would you rather have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day or have your spouse-to-be wear it?

Would you rather have a lot of time but no freedom or have freedom but no time?

Would you rather always speak all your thoughts out loud or never speak at all (not even in sign language)?

Would you rather have your current pet live as long as you do or bring a past pet back to life?

Would you rather lose all your possessions or all your memories?

For the rest of your life, would you rather eat what you find in a dump or eat sealife from the bottom of the sea?

Would you rather be pregnant at 15 OR pregnant at 50?

Would you rather smile when bad things happen? or frown when good things happen? ?

Would you rather have an iPhone or have an Android device?

Would you rather know when you die, or how you die?

Would you rather have a sex change operation OR a sex organ removal?

Would you rather have a personal chauffeur or have a personal chef?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather never be able to leave the country you were born in or never be able to drive?

Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?

Would you rather Be the best singer in the world but ugly or be the worst singer in the world but beautiful?

Would you rather have to drive a pink moped for the next 2 years or wrestle an alligator one time?

Would you rather launch an atomic bomb or be bombed with an atomic bomb?

Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?

Would you rather eat 50 chicken nuggets or eat 6 Big Macs?

Would you rather have a pet or a sibling?

Would you rather blind with amazing musical ability or deaf with amazing artistic ability?WYR

Would you rather always be late or always be unprepared?

Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?

Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?

Would you rather slam your hand in every door or fall down every flight of stairs?

Would you rather sue a charity organization and win or sue a corrupt organization and lose?

Would you rather jump forward 10 years of your life or go back 10 years of your life?

Would you rather stop showering or stop brushing your teeth?

Would you rather listen to everything but your favorite musician/artist or listen to only your favorite musician/artist?

Would you rather have no thumbs or only have thumbs?

Would you rather be able to change the past or see into the future?

Would you rather break an arm, with a slightly painful infection or break a leg?

Would you rather watch someone have sex OR be watched having sex?

Would you rather be be an amazing security guard or a terrible FBI agent?

Would you rather have super-human memory or teleportation?

Would you rather date someone 5 years older or 5 years younger?

Would you rather always look 8 months pregnant or always have a black eye?

Would you rather only read romance novels or only read textbooks?

Would you rather kill someone OR be killed?

Would you rather have all your clothes be two sizes too big OR two sizes too small.

Would you rather be a famous rapper or be a notorious mobster?

Would you rather have a beautiful lover that you don't like or an ugly lover that you do?

Would you rather give up kissing OR give up sex?

Would you rather live with no electronics or live with no friends?

Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?

Would you rather have no sex organ or two sex organs?

Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?

Would you rather be a famous country singer or be a famous blues guitarist?

Would you rather save 2 family members or 10,000 strangers?

Would you rather not know how to read or not know how to write?

Would you rather drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose or drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose?