To acquire a Rolex watch, would you rather unearth and loot a corpse or cheat in a competition?

Would you rather have Doge or Grumpy Cat as a pet?

Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?

Would you rather only use Reddit or YouTube?

Would you rather be lost in the woods at night or stuck in a haunted house at night?

Would you rather have it snow for the rest of your life or rain for the rest of your life?

Would you rather vacation in Russia or China?

Would you rather never watch another video or never hear another song?

Would you rather live in a foreign city and not know the language or live on an island, alone.?

Would you rather be near deaf or hear everything two minutes later?

Would you rather be naked all the time or never leave your house/apartment?

Would you rather be able to play any music instrument in the world or speak with animals?

Would you rather be really fat or really hairy?

Would you rather your crush see you having a breakdown and walk away or see your crush having a breakdown because of something you did?

Would you rather have anything you write become truth or know all the truths there are now?

Would you rather die from hypothermia (cold) or die from hyperthermia (heat)?

Would you rather act in a movie with A-List actors and not get paid OR act in a movie with unknown actors and get paid a fortune?

Would you rather smell like onions or garlic?

Would you rather have vaginal sex OR anal sex?

Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?

if you could only eat one and never eat the other, would you rather eat waffles or eat pancakes?

Would you rather eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider or an equally venomous wasp?

Would you rather have to eat tree bark for one meal a day or have to pour cold milk over everything you eat?

Would you rather be extremely unattractive or extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells like poop?

Would you rather cure cancer or make first contact with an alien race?

Would you rather chug a pint of ocean salt water or chug a pint of rancid milk?

Would you rather go on a vacation with your partner OR a road trip with your partner?

Would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things?

Would you rather date someone allergic to your favorite foods OR someone without a sense of humor?

Would you rather be married to someone who doesn't love you or be married to someone you don't love?

Would you rather be a world class footballer or a world class cricketer?

Would you rather live in a homeless shelter with internet access or in an isolated amazing home?

Would you rather live to 150 but have a boring life or live to 50 but have a really exciting life?

Would you rather only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies OR only be allowed to masturbate to 10 second or shorter clips?

Would you rather have a beautiful lover that you don't like or an ugly lover that you do?

Would you rather always speak all your thoughts out loud or never speak at all (not even in sign language)?

Would you rather have a personal chauffeur or have a personal chef?

Would you rather stub your toe or get a papercut?

Would you rather only eat waffles or pancakes?

If you were only able to eat one of the two, would you rather only eat meat or only eat fish?

Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?

Would you rather only have phone sex OR never have any sex?

Would you rather live an extra 25 years or live a life without the need to sleep?

If you could rewrite history, would you rather there was no such thing as music or art?

Would you rather always get caught in traffic or always have really bad internet?

Would you rather live with no electronics or live with no friends?

Would you rather not be able to open any closed doors OR not be able to close any open doors?

Would you rather be a rock star or be a movie star?

If while earning a PhD you were offered a high paying job would you rather complete the degree or bail for the $?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather work for Apple and know all of their secrets or work for Google and know all their secrets ?

Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?

Would you rather be the first to climb Mt. Everest or be the first on the Moon?

Would you rather have 2 millon YouTube subscribers or have 1 million Twitter followers?

Would you rather have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid or have a wardrobe completely of denim?

Would you rather have long curly hair or have short straight hair?

Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?

Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?

Would you rather give a speech to the whole nation or have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed?

Would you rather propose/be proposed to in private OR in front of family/friends?

Would you rather only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life or pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be gossiped about OR never remembered?

Would you rather have hair covering your entire body or be completely bald?

Would you rather have to ability to see through anything or to get away with theft?

For the rest of your life, would you rather drink the same thing or eat the same meal?

Would you rather be rich now OR be rich later in life?

Would you rather never be able to compliment or never be able to complain?

If you could kill either character, would you rather kill Harry Potter or Voldemort?

Would you rather have an average house in the middle of a city or have a mansion miles away from civilization?

Would you rather dump someone or get dumped?

Would you rather be the first to die or the last to die?

Would you rather lose your preferred hand or lose your preferred foot?

Would you rather watch a romantic movie on a date in a theater OR at home?

Would you rather be able to meet your great-great-grandparents OR your great-great-grandchildren?

Would you rather fight a bear or fight a lion?

Would you rather date someone with a nice face OR a nice body?

If you bet your life savings on a single roulette spin, would you rather put it all on black or put it all on red?

Would you rather be stoned to death or be grounded?

Would you rather have to wear sweatpants for the rest of your life OR never wear them again?

Would you rather be telekinetic or be telepathic?

If you were at the end of the world, would you rather throw yourself at lava or drown in the tsunami?

Would you rather be an unknown superhero or famous villain?

In a fantasy world, would you rather be a fairy who cannot fly or be a 10 foot tall dwarf?

Would you rather be blinking manually or breathing manually?

Would you rather never get tired or never have to go to the bathroom?

Would you rather have sex in a pool, in a hot tub or in the shower?

Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall

Would you rather give or receive pleasure?

Would you rather ride in a hot air balloon or ride in a hovercraft?

Would you rather army crawl everywhere or always have bad luck?

Would you rather be deeply insulted by a stranger or be slapped across the face?

Would you rather have a one night stand or have a friend with benefits?

Would you rather be President for 3 weeks then be impeached, or have the power of the world but be killed after 3 weeks?

Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?

Would you rather run someone over or be run over?

Would you rather bring modern weapons to the Revolutionary war or the Civil war?

Would you rather eat a worm straight from the ground or snatch a fly out of the air and eat it alive?

Would you rather eat garbage OR eat feces?

Would you rather go exploring deep in the Amazon jungle or go exploring in the deep sea in a submarine?

Would you rather be topless all the time or be pantless all the time?