Would you rather die on The Hindenburg or die on The Titanic?
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Would you rather be extremely unattractive or extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells like poop?
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Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?
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Would you rather have to learn how to walk again or have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.?
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Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?
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Would you rather have sex while drunk OR have sex while hungover?
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Would you rather have comically large feet or have a comically oversized head?
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Would you rather get 4 hours or 15 hours of sleep per night?
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Would you rather face a zombie attack or shark attack?
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Would you rather not know how to read or not know how to write?
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While getting ready, would you rather never be able to look in the mirror or dress in complete darkness?
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Would you rather die when your kid is very young or have your kid die before you?
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Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?
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Would you rather have the crush of your dreams or have infinite amounts of your favorite appetizer?
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Would you rather be famous for curing cancer or for making everyone on earth live forever?
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If you were only able to eat one of the two, would you rather only eat meat or only eat fish?
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Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have bad breath?
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Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?
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Would you rather only dance the charleston or only dance the macarena?
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Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?
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Would you rather be lefty or righty?
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Would you rather be tall and really skinny or be buff and really short?
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Would you rather only listen to The Beatles or only listen to The Rolling Stones?
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Would you rather catch your best male friend sleeping with your mom or catch your best male friend sleeping with your sister?
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Would you rather always Run or always Crawl ?
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Would you rather eat Nutella or bacon?
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Would you rather date someone mean but smart OR date someone nice but dumb?
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Would you rather eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold or with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it?
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Would you rather move away from your family (10 yrs no contact) or live with them for an extra 20 yrs?
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Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?
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Would you rather live on normally or have the NEXT 5 would you rathers become true?
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Would you rather cut your hands with broken glass or lick rusty nails?
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Would you rather have stretchable legs or have stretchable arms?
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Would you rather be able to breathe underwater OR fly?
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Would you rather have no sex organ or two sex organs?
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Would you rather be allergic to peanut butter or be allergic to chocolate?
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Would you rather be forced to watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all?
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Would you rather blind with amazing musical ability or deaf with amazing artistic ability?WYR
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Would you rather be a vegetarian and love a meat eater or be a meat eater and love a vegetarian?
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If there is no risk of injury, would you rather hug a Panda or a Polar Bear?
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Would you rather be a hippie or be a gangsta ?
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Would you rather have an iPad or have an iPhone?
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Would you rather tell a friend's partner that they're cheating OR keep it a secret?
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Would you rather get stuck in an elevator alone for 53 hours or be the lone survivor as a bank hostage?
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Would you rather be naked all the time or never leave your house/apartment?
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Would you rather be stuck in an aquarium with a great white shark or a room with the floor covered in spiders?
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Would you rather be better looking in person or in photos?
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Would you rather have your hands switched for Dustpans or be sweating jam instead of sweat?
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Would you rather be Calvin or be Hobbes from the comic?
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Would you rather know the exact time and place of your own death or of everyone around you?
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Would you rather teach history or teach math?
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Would you rather be a capitalist or a communist?
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Would you rather jump forward 10 years of your life or go back 10 years of your life?
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Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?
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Would you rather be a professional skier or snowboarder?
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Would you rather be a pig or snake?
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Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.
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Would you rather be able to play any music instrument in the world or speak with animals?
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Would you rather drool abnormally in public or audibly moan during each conversation you have?
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Would you rather wear pants too high or wear pants too low?
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Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or or an ice cold freezing shower?
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Would you rather be able to fly up to 5 meters off the ground or have a magic carpet that could fly 50 meters?
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Would you rather stop showering or stop brushing your teeth?
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Would you rather stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar or eat 3 worms alive?
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Would you rather only have phone sex OR never have any sex?
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Would you rather get high or get drunk?
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Would you rather always have bad hair or always have bad teeth?
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Would you rather experience a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?
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Would you rather have it snow for the rest of your life or rain for the rest of your life?
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If you could choose an age to stay forever, would you rather Be 21 or Be 10?
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Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?
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Would you rather only eat breakfast cereal or only eat pasta?
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Would you rather have sex with the 'popular kid' and have everyone know about it OR not be able to tell anyone?
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Would you rather win the Nobel Peace Prize or find a cure for a terminal disease?
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Would you rather be barefoot for the rest of your life or wear Crocks for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather smell like manure or smell like urine?
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Would you rather live in an abandoned bomb shelter or live in an isolated tower?
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Would you rather never see the sky again or never see a body of water again?
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Would you rather be a failure OR have people think you're successful even though you haven't earned it.
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Would you rather own a Lightsaber or use the Force?
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Would you rather be a faster swimmer than Michael Phelps or be a faster sprinter than Usain Bolt?
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Would you rather only speak in questions or only speak in movie quotes?
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Would you rather eat all the carpet or all of the wood and tiles in your house?
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Would you rather never be able touch anyone again or never be able talk to anyone again?
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Would you rather not shower for 2 wks w/ clean clothes or shower daily for 2 wks w/o a change of clothes?
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Would you rather have to wear sweatpants for the rest of your life OR never wear them again?
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Would you rather live forever or never live?
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Would you rather dress like people hundreds of years ago or dress like a person from the future?
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Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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Would you rather talk only in an Autotuned voice or talk in a stereotypical grandma voice?
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Would you rather be rich and have no friends OR poor and have many friends?
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Would you rather have sex with the youngest person here OR the oldest person here?
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Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?
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Would you rather do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break or do 2,000 sit-ups without a break?
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If while earning a PhD you were offered a high paying job would you rather complete the degree or bail for the $?
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Would you rather read erotica OR watch porn?
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Would you rather yell a swear between every word or get punched in the face after every swear
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Would you rather have 2 years of mandatory military service when you turn 18 or have a draft during wartime?
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Would you rather Be the best singer in the world but ugly or be the worst singer in the world but beautiful?
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Would you rather have uncontrollable diarrhea or have uncontrollable vomiting ?
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