Would you rather be hunted by people or hunt people?
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Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?
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Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?
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Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?
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Would you rather not be able to open any closed doors OR not be able to close any open doors?
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Would you rather have high motor functions with poor senses or have superb senses, but poor motor skills?
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If you could kill either character, would you rather kill Harry Potter or Voldemort?
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Would you rather have $150 in quarters or have $100 in paper money?
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Would you rather wear nothing but jeans or wear nothing but shorts?
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Would you rather lose a day of your life for every time you swore OR lose three years of your life, no conditions?
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Would you rather be an escort OR a pornstar?
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Would you rather be completely alone OR only have completely fake friends?
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Would you rather live forever or never live?
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Would you rather be an anti-social genius or be popular but unintelligent?
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Would you rather shrink to 1 inch or grow to 3 stories?
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To let out your anger, would you rather smash a computer with a baseball bat or smash a guitar on the floor?
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Would you rather be able to name a new element or win a gold medal at the Olympics?
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Would you rather be swept up in a hurricane or lost in a flood?
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Would you rather be sucked into Terraria or Minecraft?
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Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall
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Would you rather have your fingers always covered in BBQ sauce or Doritos nacho cheese flavoring?
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Would you rather have a British accent or have an Australian accent?
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Would you rather watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over or watch bad workout infomercials over and over?
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Would you rather write a book or paint a picture?
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Would you rather have your face on the $1 bill or have your face on the $100?
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Would you rather have all superpowers you want but be always alone or be a normal but popular?
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Would you rather be Calvin or be Hobbes from the comic?
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Would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things?
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Would you rather be able to only speak in lolspeak or be able to only type in 1337 speak?
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Would you rather watch someone have sex OR be watched having sex?
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Would you rather light your hands on fire for a minute or light your feet on fire for a minute?
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Would you rather eat fast food burgers every night or eat Chinese Take-out every night?
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Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?
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Would you rather fight a bear or fight a lion?
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Would you rather go on a fun date or be given an expensive gift?
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Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?
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Would you rather eat hot food in the summer OR eat cold food in the winter?
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Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?
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Would you rather have arms in proportion to a T-Rex or have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus ?
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Would you rather be a nudist or be a nevernude?
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Would you rather chug a pint of ocean salt water or chug a pint of rancid milk?
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Would you rather date someone mean but smart OR date someone nice but dumb?
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Would you rather always dissappoint people or always anger people?
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Would you rather be smart and always be ignored. or dumb but always listened to?
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Would you rather be loved or feared ?
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Would you rather be famous on TikTok or on YouTube?
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Would you rather meet your idol or be popular at school?
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Would you rather know when you die, or how you die?
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Would you rather always live 10 miles from where you were born or never be able to settle down in one place for more than a year?
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Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari?
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Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?
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Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?
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Would you rather die a painful death that goes down in history or die a painless death that everyone hates you for?
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Would you rather give up kissing OR give up sex?
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Would you rather eat a Butterfinger or eat a Snickers?
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Would you rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or be bitten once by a Black Widow spider?
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Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?
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Would you rather receive a dirty text message, e-mail or voice mail?
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Would you rather have a section of your ear bitten off or lose your two front teeth?
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Would you rather master an instrument or be a great singer?
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Would you rather only eat one food for the rest of your life or only be able to drink water for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather emit robot noises whenever you move or make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink?
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If you could be the all-time greatest, would you rather be the greatest mathematician or be the greatest writer?
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Would you rather drink Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
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Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?
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Would you rather be a heavy smoker or be a heavy drinker?
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Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?
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Would you rather be electrocuted every time you swear or have all profanities censored out on all of your devices?
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Would you rather save 2 family members or 10,000 strangers?
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Would you rather be a world class footballer or a world class cricketer?
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Would you rather be topless all the time or be pantless all the time?
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Would you rather be illiterate or take everything literally?
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Would you rather be a cat or be a dog?
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Would you rather end world hunger or find a cure for cancer?
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If you were convicted of a crime, would you rather go to jail for life or have the death penalty?
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Would you rather give or receive pleasure?
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Would you rather be able to kill anyone by writing their name down or be able to heal anyone by kissing them?
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Would you rather resurrect your favorite cancelled show of all time for 1 season or cancel your most hated show?
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Would you rather be near deaf or hear everything two minutes later?
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Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?
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Would you rather lose your mind or lose your significant other?
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Would you rather sue a charity organization and win or sue a corrupt organization and lose?
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Would you rather be able to take back anything you say OR hear every conversation around you?
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Would you rather kiss the youngest person here OR kiss the oldest person here?
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Would you rather be incredibly stupid with the best of luck or be an incredible genius with the worst of luck?
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Would you rather have sex on the first date OR have to wait 6 months to have sex?
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Would you rather walk in on someone OR be walked in on?
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Would you rather eat Nutella or bacon?
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Would you rather snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint) or take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce?
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Would you rather pay for sex OR be paid for sex?
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Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?
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Would you rather watch only dramas for the rest of your life or watch only comedies for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather own a baby otter or a messenger owl?
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Would you rather be able to fly up to 5 meters off the ground or have a magic carpet that could fly 50 meters?
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Would you rather be deaf and have no legs or be blind and have no arms?
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Would you rather never have to sit at a red light OR never have to wait in line?
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Would you rather wear the same thing every day or never wear the same clothes twice?
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Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?
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Would you rather be in jail for a year or live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year?
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If you could rewrite history, would you rather there was no such thing as music or art?
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