Would you rather gain 10 IQ points OR 15 lbs of muscle?
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Would you rather date someone who barely speaks your language OR someone who looks just like your cousin?
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If you were blind, would you rather have perfect hearing or use painful eyedrops hourly to see?
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Would you rather be able to transform into anything/anyone or be able to teleport anywhere in the world?
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Would you rather have vaginal sex OR anal sex?
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Would you rather be allergic to sugar or be forced to wear ponchos 24/7?
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Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?
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Would you rather kill 100 people or be hunted by 100 people?
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Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?
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Would you rather have high motor functions with poor senses or have superb senses, but poor motor skills?
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Would you rather wear high heels or wear a dress?
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Would you rather be a professional skier or snowboarder?
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Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?
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Would you rather live an average life and be forgotten in time or go down in history for something terrible?
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Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?
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Would you rather only smell like poop or only smell poop?
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Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.
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Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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Would you rather eat nothing for two days or eat the same meal for a month?
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Would you rather go to prison for five years or get punched hard in the face every hour for five years?
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Would you rather live in the Star Trek universe OR live in the Star Wars universe?
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Would you rather work 10 hours a day four days a week or work 8 hours a day five days a week?
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Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?
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Would you rather have your first child at 18 OR 40?
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Would you rather walk around the mall naked or walk around your school or workplace naked?
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Would you rather be unable to open doors unassisted or be unable to climb stairs?
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Would you rather only be to use a fork or only be able to use a spoon?
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Would you rather eat fast food burgers every night or eat Chinese Take-out every night?
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Would you rather forget your date's name OR call them your parent's name?
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Would you rather eat a hotdog or eat a hamburger?
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Would you rather have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?
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Would you rather only have threesomes and never masturbate OR only masturbate and never have sex?
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Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?
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Would you rather wear the same thing every day or never wear the same clothes twice?
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Would you rather realize you've been on a date with the person before halfway through OR call them your ex's name on accident?
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Would you rather have 12 children OR not be able to have any?
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For the rest of your life, would you rather live in a Toyota Prius or in your bathroom?
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Would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room?
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Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?
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Would you rather only be able to flirt with memes OR emojis?
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Would you rather live in Ancient Greece or live in Ancient Rome?
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Would you rather be illiterate or take everything literally?
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Would you rather win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store or win a 10-day free vacation to any destination?
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Would you rather sing everything you say or dance all your movements?
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Would you rather see how or what created civilization or see how or what ends civilization?
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Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall
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Would you rather lose the ability to feel emotions or be physically paralyzed?
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Would you rather have anything you write become truth or know all the truths there are now?
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Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?
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Would you rather only have a 1st grade education or live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education?
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Would you rather glue your eyes shut with super glue or spill hot glue over your lap?
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Would you rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or be bitten once by a Black Widow spider?
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Would you rather have a stylist do your hair/makeup each day or have a fashionista pick you a new outfit each day?
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Would you rather not be able to see during sex OR not be able to hear during sex?
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Would you rather smell like onions or garlic?
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Would you rather constantly stumble when walking or constantly studder when speaking?
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Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?
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Would you rather have a massive head compared to your body or always have a bowl cut?
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Would you rather cure cancer or make first contact with an alien race?
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Would you rather speak to animals or speak 10 foreign languages?
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Would you rather have everything you touch turn to dust or have everything you touch turn to gold?
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Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to smell?
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Would you rather eat a container of butter or drink a bottle of maple syrup?
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Would you rather have super sensitive taste buds or super sensitive hearing?
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Would you rather only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or only drink gravy for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?
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Would you rather have sex in daylight OR with all the lights off?
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Would you rather fart in front of your crush or get caught picking your nose by your crush?
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Would you rather have an elephant sized kitten or a kitten sized elephant?
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Would you rather have sex with your first ex OR with your last one?
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Would you rather always be naked or always be itchy?
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Would you rather have comically large feet or have a comically oversized head?
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Would you rather be dumb and funny OR smart and humorless?
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Would you rather be unhappily single OR unhappily married?
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Would you rather get a paper cut on your hand once a week or have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes?
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Would you rather bring modern weapons to the Revolutionary war or the Civil war?
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Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill 2 puppies?
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Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?
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Would you rather be immortal or die right now?
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Would you rather fear everything and be able to defend yourself OR have nothing to fear, but be helpless?
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Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?
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Would you rather be famous in this lifetime or go down in the history books?
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Would you rather only speak in questions or only speak in movie quotes?
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Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?
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Would you rather only use Reddit or YouTube?
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Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or dress only the way you did when you were 15?
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Would you rather never be able to feel emotions or never be able to express emotions?
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Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.
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Would you rather be godzilla or be king kong?
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Would you rather have to learn how to walk again or have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.?
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Would you rather be a sex slave for a month OR not have sex or masturbate for a month?
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Would you rather be able to fly, but have no family or lasting relationships or not?
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Would you rather be an anti-social genius or be popular but unintelligent?
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Would you rather live in a mansion in Beverly Hills or live in a penthouse in Manhattan?
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Would you rather be rich or be famous?
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Would you rather forget who you were or forget who everyone you know is?
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Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?
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Would you rather get 4 hours or 15 hours of sleep per night?
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Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari?
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Would you rather only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies OR only be allowed to masturbate to 10 second or shorter clips?
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