If you had a mutation of your choice, would you rather have an extra limb or have an extra eye?

Would you rather never be able to drink water again or only be able to drink water?

Would you rather work at the F.B.I. or the C.I.A.?

Would you rather have a section of your ear bitten off or lose your two front teeth?

Would you rather not be able to see during sex OR not be able to hear during sex?

Would you rather be forced to attend school for your entire life or be forced to marry your distant cousin?

Would you rather be extremely paranoid or extremely naive?

Would you rather kiss on the first date OR wait?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather sue a charity organization and win or sue a corrupt organization and lose?

If you were an evil mastermind, would you rather have your lair be underwater or in the side of a cliff?

To let out your anger, would you rather smash a computer with a baseball bat or smash a guitar on the floor?

Would you rather be in jail for 60 years or die?

Would you rather always take cold Showers or never feel anything cold?

If you could be in a broadway show, would you rather be in Wicked or Lion King?

Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?

Would you rather see blurry all the time or see everything in black and white?

Would you rather only be able to see the world in a shade of red or barely be able to hear people when they speak?

Would you rather spend a day in the Sahara Desert or spend a day in the North Pole?

Would you rather be rich and have no friends OR poor and have many friends?

Would you rather have sex with your first ex OR with your last one?

Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.

If you could only choose one futuristic accessory to own, would you rather google Glass or apple's Smart Watch ?

Would you rather have to eat tree bark for one meal a day or have to pour cold milk over everything you eat?

Would you rather taste the same flavor of food or taste nothing ever again?

Would you rather never understand the concept of time or never understand the concept of sex?

Would you rather be a pig or snake?

Would you rather eat all the carpet or all of the wood and tiles in your house?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather drink Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?

Would you rather lose your preferred thumb or lose the index and middle finger of your preferred hand?

Would you rather only be able to teleport to places you've already been or places you've never been before?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather be a vegetarian and love a meat eater or be a meat eater and love a vegetarian?

Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or or an ice cold freezing shower?

Would you rather control the elements or control time?

For $2,000, would you rather stay overnight in a haunted asylum or go on a scary (but broken) roller coaster?

Would you rather be stuck on the moon or be stuck at the bottom of the ocean?

Would you rather get caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?

Would you rather be tall and really skinny or be buff and really short?

Would you rather see how or what created civilization or see how or what ends civilization?

If you bet your life savings on a single roulette spin, would you rather put it all on black or put it all on red?

Would you rather forget who you were or forget who everyone you know is?

Would you rather be deeply insulted by a stranger or be slapped across the face?

Would you rather have vaginal sex OR anal sex?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater OR fly?

Would you rather be gossiped about OR never remembered?

Would you rather live in a house in a suburb or an apartment in a big city?

Would you rather live with no internet OR live with no heat/AC?

Would you rather be able to freeze time for one hour a day or be able to replicate one thing per day?

Would you rather own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads or bobble heads?

Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?

Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a floating boathouse?

Would you rather get stuck in an elevator alone for 53 hours or be the lone survivor as a bank hostage?

Would you rather own a horse in the city or own a cat in the country?

Would you rather meet your future self or meet your future kids?

Would you rather walk in on someone OR be walked in on?

Would you rather be a horse or a cow?

Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?

Would you rather dump or be dumped?

Would you rather be a content failure or be an unhappy success?

If you could choose an age to stay forever, would you rather Be 21 or Be 10?

Would you rather never eat pizza again or never drink another soda?

Would you rather pee your pants once a day at a random time or poop your pants once a day at a random time?

Would you rather have hair to the ground and never cut it again or shave yourself bald every morning?

Would you rather have sex while drunk OR have sex while hungover?

Would you rather go on a vacation with your partner OR a road trip with your partner?

Would you rather have a British accent or have an Australian accent?

Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?

Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?

Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?

Would you rather only have phone sex OR never have any sex?

Would you rather be topless all the time or be pantless all the time?

Would you rather be completely alone OR only have completely fake friends?

Would you rather be a bumblebee or a slug?

Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?

Would you rather not be able to wear clothes or not be able to speak?

Would you rather be the best known person in a small band or be some guy on the sidelines of your favorite band?

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

Would you rather do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break or do 2,000 sit-ups without a break?

Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall

Would you rather have to learn how to walk again or have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.?

Would you rather eat nothing but ketchup for a week or eat nothing but mustard for a week?

Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy or be separated from your entire family for life?

Would you rather eat fast food burgers every night or eat Chinese Take-out every night?

Would you rather only be able to curse with 'shit' OR be able to curse however you want, as long as it's not english?

Would you rather live in Ancient Greece or live in Ancient Rome?

Would you rather never be able to kiss someone OR only be able to do it in front of your parents?

Would you rather forget your date's name OR call them your parent's name?

Would you rather be a professional skier or snowboarder?

Would you rather eat a pinecone or eat an acorn?

Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to smell?

Would you rather kill 100 people or be hunted by 100 people?

Would you rather have sex with the 'popular kid' and have everyone know about it OR not be able to tell anyone?

Would you rather make out OR have sex?

Would you rather be credited with the invention of the wheel or be credited with the invention of the Internet?

Would you rather be able to only speak in lolspeak or be able to only type in 1337 speak?

Would you rather always wear clothes you like but everyone else hates or clothes you hate but everyone else loves?

Would you rather laugh uncontrollably at insurance commercials or become wildly aroused at car commercials?

Would you rather eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce or mix every drink with Four Loco?