Would you rather admit your guilty pleasures to friends and family or never partake in them again?

Would you rather forget who you were or forget who everyone you know is?

Would you rather be the first to climb Mt. Everest or be the first on the Moon?

Would you rather be an olympic tennis player or be an olympic table tennis player?

Would you rather never eat pizza again or never drink another soda?

Would you rather have to hold your pee all day or have to go every 5 minutes?

Would you rather be a stripper or a pornstar?

Would you rather give OR receive head?

Would you rather arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns or the most powerful Super Soakers?

Would you rather receive a dirty text message, e-mail or voice mail?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather have to smile every waking hour or have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes?

Would you rather have the sense of smell of a dog or have the eyesight of an eagle ?

Would you rather have a British accent or have an Australian accent?

Would you rather have hair to the ground and never cut it again or shave yourself bald every morning?

Would you rather have sex in daylight OR with all the lights off?

On a beautiful sunny day, would you rather lie in the grass and read a book or stay inside and watch excellent TV?

Would you rather be an unknown superhero or famous villain?

Would you rather know everything or nothing about your partner's past ?

Would you rather be forced to watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all?

Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Twitter?

Would you rather relive a specifc moment or have photographic memory?

Would you rather have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon or have your house blown down by the big bad wolf?

Would you rather live in an abandoned bomb shelter or live in an isolated tower?

Would your rather die or push a button and have 10,000 random people die?

Would you rather be male or be female?

Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?

Would you rather get high or get drunk?

Would you rather feel like you've been kicked in the testicles for 12 hours per day or never produce healthy kids?

Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?

Would you rather own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads or bobble heads?

Would you rather be rich or be famous?

Would you rather be unable to survive without eating something every hour or be unable to taste?

Would you rather have a personal chef or have a personal masseuse?

Would you rather have a pet or a sibling?

Would you rather be 4 feet tall or be 8 feet tall?

Would you rather have your crush date your best friend OR your worst enemy?

Would you rather wear nothing but jeans or wear nothing but shorts?

Would you rather be a bumblebee or a slug?

Would you rather have a MacBook Pro or have an iPhone?

Would you rather only listen to The Beatles or only listen to The Rolling Stones?

Would you rather read erotica OR watch porn?

Would you rather control the elements or control time?

Would you rather begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish" or end every sentence with "...in bed"

If you could only choose one futuristic accessory to own, would you rather google Glass or apple's Smart Watch ?

If you were in a horror movie, would you rather be thrown into a snake pit or a spider pit?

Would you rather only be able to speak via a translator or only speak when asked a question?

Would you rather have a significant other that doesn't speak or have a significant other that doesn't listen?

Would you rather be a horse or a cow?

Would you rather be a heavy smoker or be a heavy drinker?

Would you rather watch TV shows OR movies?

Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.

Would you rather lose the ability to feel emotions or be physically paralyzed?

Would you rather date someone sweet OR spicy?

Would you rather own an Xbox 360 or own a PS3?

Would you rather have it snow for the rest of your life or rain for the rest of your life?

Would you rather win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store or win a 10-day free vacation to any destination?

Would you rather live in a world where all writing is Comic Sans or where the only music is Call Me Maybe?

Would you rather know the exact time and place of your own death or of everyone around you?

Would you rather stop showering or stop brushing your teeth?

Would you rather be a dinosaur or be a narwhal ?

Would you rather get compliments from everyone but your crush OR get compliments from only your crush?

Would you rather be a hometown hero or be a C level celebrity that no one really likes?

Would you rather live an extra 25 years or live a life without the need to sleep?

Would you rather enact Net Neutrality as a law or the "Stop Online Piracy Act" as a law?

Would you rather have all your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?

Would you rather stub your toe or get a papercut?

Would you rather never be able touch anyone again or never be able talk to anyone again?

Would you rather wear high heels or wear a dress?

Would you rather spend a day in the Sahara Desert or spend a day in the North Pole?

Would you rather pay more taxes but have free public services, or no taxes but pay fully for services you need?

Would you rather eat all the carpet or all of the wood and tiles in your house?

Would you rather give or receive pleasure?

Would you rather room with Snoop Dogg or room with Bob Marley?

Would you rather live on normally or have the LAST 5 would you rathers become true?

Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?

Would you rather smell like onions or garlic?

Would you rather live on normally or have the NEXT 5 would you rathers become true?

Would you rather have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid or have a wardrobe completely of denim?

Would you rather be barefoot for the rest of your life or wear Crocks for the rest of your life?

Would you rather never watch baseball again or never watch football again?

Would you rather get an Atomic Wedgie or get a Swirly ?WYR

Would you rather be the best known person in a small band or be some guy on the sidelines of your favorite band?

Would you rather be extremely unattractive or extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells like poop?

Would you rather only wear revealing hot pink clothes or always have to wear socks and sandals?

Would you rather use a pen OR a pencil?

Would you rather eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold or with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it?

Would you rather bring modern weapons to the Revolutionary war or the Civil war?

Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or dress only the way you did when you were 15?

Would you rather smile when bad things happen? or frown when good things happen? ?

Would you rather meet your idol or be popular at school?

Would you rather not be able to open any closed doors OR not be able to close any open doors?

Would you rather receive $5 a day for the rest of your life or $50,000 right here, right now?

Would you rather be able to meet your great-great-grandparents OR your great-great-grandchildren?

Would you rather be a famous musician OR a famous visual artist?

Would you rather not brush your teeth for a month or not shower for a month?

Would you rather be rich and have no friends OR poor and have many friends?

Would you rather live alone in the wilderness OR live in a city as a homeless person.

If you could rewrite history, would you rather there was no such thing as music or art?