To acquire a Rolex watch, would you rather unearth and loot a corpse or cheat in a competition?

Would you rather live without your phone or live without your computer, ipod, clean clothes... etc.?

Would you rather get a paper cut on your hand once a week or have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes?

Would you rather have to eat tree bark for one meal a day or have to pour cold milk over everything you eat?

Would you rather be albino or a ginger?

Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Google?

Would you rather be the first to die or the last to die?

Would you rather wear the same thing every day or never wear the same clothes twice?

Would you rather never be able to wear shoes or not be able to touch anything red?

Would you rather only drink Starbucks coffee or only drink Dunkin Donuts coffee?

Would you rather be a vegetarian and love a meat eater or be a meat eater and love a vegetarian?

if you could only eat one and never eat the other, would you rather eat waffles or eat pancakes?

Would you rather be allergic to babies or be allergic to elderly people?

Would you rather be smart and always be ignored. or dumb but always listened to?

Would you rather have to get around on all fours all the time or only make animal noises?

Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or or an ice cold freezing shower?

Would you rather never be able to kiss someone OR only be able to do it in front of your parents?

Until you retire, would you rather work 9am to 5pm or 9pm to 5am?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cinnamon or snort mustard?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather be considered a liar or a cheater?

Would you rather be forced to attend school for your entire life or be forced to marry your distant cousin?

Would you rather have sex on the first date OR have to wait 6 months to have sex?

Would you rather have a personal chauffeur or have a personal chef?

Would you rather date someone much taller OR much shorter than you?

Would you rather walk barefoot in a lego factory or on burning hot coals?

Would you rather be gossiped about OR never remembered?

Would you rather be better looking in person or in photos?

Would you rather only talk in third person or never be able to call someone by name?

Would you rather be stuck on the moon or be stuck at the bottom of the ocean?

Would you rather watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over or watch bad workout infomercials over and over?

Would you rather be an only child or have ten siblings?

Would you rather die by explosion or implosion?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather earn $250,000 a year in quarters or $100,000 a year in bills ?

Would you rather never be able to hear your favorite song or never watch your favorite movie again?

Would you rather have your crush date your best friend OR your worst enemy?

Would you rather be forced to watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all?

Would you rather never again play a game on your computer or never again play console or portable device game?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room?

Would you rather not be able to talk or not be able to walk?

Would you rather never watch another video or never hear another song?

Would you rather have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid or have a wardrobe completely of denim?

Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?

Would you rather pay more taxes but have free public services, or no taxes but pay fully for services you need?

Would you rather have $150 in quarters or have $100 in paper money?

Would you rather be credited with the invention of the wheel or be credited with the invention of the Internet?

If you were stranded on a deserted island would you try to escape or stay there and wish to be found?

Would you rather eat garbage OR eat feces?

Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy or be separated from your entire family for life?

Would you rather only be able to meow yet live nine lives or be able to talk and live once?

Would you rather your crush see you having a breakdown and walk away or see your crush having a breakdown because of something you did?

Would you rather have the sense of smell of a dog or have the eyesight of an eagle ?

Would you rather kill one person you know or kill three strangers?

Would you rather be able to freeze time for one hour a day or be able to replicate one thing per day?

Would you rather be a robot or be an alien?

Would you rather date someone who lives far away that you absolutely love or date with someone you live super close to but dont like as much

Would you rather be able to meet your great-great-grandparents OR your great-great-grandchildren?

If you could kill either character, would you rather kill Harry Potter or Voldemort?

Would you rather only be able to curse with 'shit' OR be able to curse however you want, as long as it's not english?

Would you rather be stupid and have a brilliant kid or be brilliant and have a stupid kid?

Would you rather only be able to speak via a translator or only speak when asked a question?

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say OR hear every conversation around you?

Would you rather have an average house in the middle of a city or have a mansion miles away from civilization?

Would you rather make out OR have sex?

Would you rather have two moms or have two dads?

Would you rather teach Spanish or teach math?

Would you rather be able to remember everything you see OR everything you hear?

Would you rather not be able to stop being serious or not be able to stop joking?

Would you rather dump or be dumped?

Would you rather be known as a racist or be known as a sexist?

Would you rather have an arranged marriage OR be single forever?

Would you rather have to ability to see through anything or to get away with theft?

Would you rather be mortal on a immortal planet or be immortal on a mortal planet?

Would you rather army crawl everywhere or always have bad luck?

Would you rather be good looking OR have a great personality?

Would you rather smile when bad things happen? or frown when good things happen? ?

Would you rather experience a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

Would you rather have huge arms and weak legs or have huge legs and weak arms?

Would you rather be rich or be famous?

Would you rather always be sweating or always appear shivering cold?

Would you rather have fast food or Mom’s dinner?

Would you rather have 20 million YouTube subscribers or produce a blockbuster action movie?

Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?

Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?

Would you rather bring back someone you love who died or bring back someone famous who died?

Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?

Would you rather have a 'rewind button' OR a 'pause button' for your life?

Would you rather only wear revealing hot pink clothes or always have to wear socks and sandals?

Would you rather have 2 millon YouTube subscribers or have 1 million Twitter followers?

Would you rather never be able to touch blue or never be able to touch red?

Would you rather have an iPad or have an iPhone?

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Would you rather have it snow for the rest of your life or rain for the rest of your life?

Would you rather launch an atomic bomb or be bombed with an atomic bomb?

Would you rather be blind OR be deaf?

Would you rather be lefty or righty?