Would you rather be lightly spanked in bed or have a feather run softly over your whole body?

If you had a machete, would you rather amputate the feet of two friends or amputate one of your own feet?

Would you rather stay in school for the next 30 years or leave school after 2nd grade?

Would you rather wear pants too high or wear pants too low?

Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

To let out your anger, would you rather smash a computer with a baseball bat or smash a guitar on the floor?

Would you rather have no sex organ or two sex organs?

Would you rather only have water for a whole month or only soda for a whole month?

Would you rather have equal numbers of friends and enemies OR none of either?

Would you rather be in jail for a year or live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year?

Would you rather only have sex doggystyle OR missionary?

Would you rather have the sense of smell of a dog or have the eyesight of an eagle ?

Would you rather wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bear?

Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

Would you rather never remember birthdays/anniversaries or forget every historical date and why it was important?

Would you rather move away from your family (10 yrs no contact) or live with them for an extra 20 yrs?

Would you rather kill someone OR be killed?

Would you rather only speak in questions or only speak in movie quotes?

Would you rather get $100 today or get $1 a day for 200 days?

Would you rather be a shark or a dolphin?

Would you rather get one million dollars or find true love?

Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?

Would you rather pay for sex OR be paid for sex?

Would you rather eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold or with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it?

Would you rather be with a blonde or be with a brunette?

Would you rather have sex with a cousin OR with a friend's sibling?

Would you rather have a jello room or have a pillow room?

Would you rather have to eat tree bark for one meal a day or have to pour cold milk over everything you eat?

Would you rather have high motor functions with poor senses or have superb senses, but poor motor skills?

Would you rather be a Cyborg or be an animal-human fusion thing.?

Would you rather be hysterically funny or absolutely beautiful?

While getting ready, would you rather never be able to look in the mirror or dress in complete darkness?

If you were only able to eat one of the two, would you rather only eat meat or only eat fish?

Would you rather light your hands on fire for a minute or light your feet on fire for a minute?

Would you rather be muscular with a busted face or busty with a gorgeous face?

Would you rather lose your genitalia or your dominant hand?

Would you rather lose an eye and a hand or lose a leg and an ear?

Would you rather be lost in the woods at night or stuck in a haunted house at night?

Would you rather produce a low-budget film with your best friends and have the time of your life or produce a Hollywood blockbuster with people you detest and make a ton of money?

Would you rather suffer from non-stop peeing or non-stop crying for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune or be a contestant on Jeopardy?

Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?

Would you rather lose the ability to feel emotions or be physically paralyzed?

Would you rather be good looking OR have a great personality?

Would you rather be a wizard or be a vampire?

Would you rather only use Reddit or YouTube?

Would you rather have a stomach ache or have a headache?

Would you rather live in a mansion in Beverly Hills or live in a penthouse in Manhattan?

Would you rather play Pacman or Space Invaders?

Would you rather be a horse or a cow?

On a beautiful sunny day, would you rather lie in the grass and read a book or stay inside and watch excellent TV?

Would you rather have a lot of time but no freedom or have freedom but no time?

Would you rather be an anti-social genius or be popular but unintelligent?

Would you rather be a world class footballer or a world class cricketer?

Would you rather not shower for 2 wks w/ clean clothes or shower daily for 2 wks w/o a change of clothes?

Would you rather die by explosion or implosion?

Would you rather date someone with too high self esteem OR too low?

Would you rather have 20 million YouTube subscribers or produce a blockbuster action movie?

Would you rather sleep without a blanket or without pillows?

Would you rather cure cancer or make first contact with an alien race?

Would you rather swim in a pool of poop or get your head stuck in an elephant's rear end?

Would you rather be in the Army or be in the Marine Corps?

Would you rather be a good kisser OR be good in bed?

Would you rather soil yourself and not be able to clean for a week or wear the same clothes for a year?

Would you rather taste the same flavor of food or taste nothing ever again?

If you could rewrite history, would you rather there was no such thing as music or art?

Would you rather make out OR have sex?

Would you rather be a character in your favorite game or a member of your favorite band?

Would you rather cuddle OR make out?

Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?

For one week, would you rather eat nothing but dog treats or eat nothing but cat food?

Would you rather have to kill the animal for any meat you eat or never eat meat again?

For the rest of your life, would you rather drink the same thing or eat the same meal?

Would you rather master an instrument or be a great singer?

Would you rather live in a world where all writing is Comic Sans or where the only music is Call Me Maybe?

Would you rather be stupid and have a brilliant kid or be brilliant and have a stupid kid?

Would you rather know everything or nothing about your partner's past ?

Would you rather be a famous musician OR a famous visual artist?

Would you rather run the world's only unicorn petting zoo or always have the car of your dreams?

Would you rather have a personal chef or have a personal masseuse?

If you had to destroy a form of writing up till the present, would you rather destroy all non-fiction or fiction?

Would you rather be rich now OR be rich later in life?

Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.

Would you rather never be able touch anyone again or never be able talk to anyone again?

Would you rather have sex with the 'popular kid' and have everyone know about it OR not be able to tell anyone?

Would you rather marry a hardened criminal or someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages?

Would you rather have your first child at 18 OR 40?

Would you rather own a pet snake or own a pet turtle?

Would you rather pee your pants once a day at a random time or poop your pants once a day at a random time?

Would you rather have supernatural agility or have supernatural strength/intelligence?

Would you rather only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or only drink gravy for the rest of your life?

Would you rather date someone who lives far away that you absolutely love or date with someone you live super close to but dont like as much

Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss OR your mother?

Would you rather win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store or win a 10-day free vacation to any destination?

Would you rather only eat waffles or pancakes?

Would you rather spend a day in the Sahara Desert or spend a day in the North Pole?

Would you rather be always cold or always hot?

Would you rather date someone sweet OR spicy?

Would you rather have the first name Refrigerator or have the first name Dishwasher