Would you rather gain 10 IQ points OR 15 lbs of muscle?

Would you rather date someone who barely speaks your language OR someone who looks just like your cousin?

If you were blind, would you rather have perfect hearing or use painful eyedrops hourly to see?

Would you rather be able to transform into anything/anyone or be able to teleport anywhere in the world?

Would you rather have vaginal sex OR anal sex?

Would you rather be allergic to sugar or be forced to wear ponchos 24/7?

Would you rather have everyone talk to you like a 2-Year Old or in a sarcastic tone?

Would you rather kill 100 people or be hunted by 100 people?

Would you rather be a professional Taser testee or be a professional beanbag gun testee?

Would you rather have high motor functions with poor senses or have superb senses, but poor motor skills?

Would you rather wear high heels or wear a dress?

Would you rather be a professional skier or snowboarder?

Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?

Would you rather live an average life and be forgotten in time or go down in history for something terrible?

Would you rather live in a castle or own a yacht?

Would you rather only smell like poop or only smell poop?

Would you rather have everyone think you had sex with a sheep but you hadn't, or have no one know that you actually did.

Would you rather have been to Hogwarts or trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Would you rather eat nothing for two days or eat the same meal for a month?

Would you rather go to prison for five years or get punched hard in the face every hour for five years?

Would you rather live in the Star Trek universe OR live in the Star Wars universe?

Would you rather work 10 hours a day four days a week or work 8 hours a day five days a week?

Would you rather attend Harvard or Yale?

Would you rather have your first child at 18 OR 40?

Would you rather walk around the mall naked or walk around your school or workplace naked?

Would you rather be unable to open doors unassisted or be unable to climb stairs?

Would you rather only be to use a fork or only be able to use a spoon?

Would you rather eat fast food burgers every night or eat Chinese Take-out every night?

Would you rather forget your date's name OR call them your parent's name?

Would you rather eat a hotdog or eat a hamburger?

Would you rather have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?

Would you rather only have threesomes and never masturbate OR only masturbate and never have sex?

Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?

Would you rather wear the same thing every day or never wear the same clothes twice?

Would you rather realize you've been on a date with the person before halfway through OR call them your ex's name on accident?

Would you rather have 12 children OR not be able to have any?

For the rest of your life, would you rather live in a Toyota Prius or in your bathroom?

Would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room?

Would you rather ski in the moutains or vacation on the beach?

Would you rather only be able to flirt with memes OR emojis?

Would you rather live in Ancient Greece or live in Ancient Rome?

Would you rather be illiterate or take everything literally?

Would you rather win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store or win a 10-day free vacation to any destination?

Would you rather sing everything you say or dance all your movements?

Would you rather see how or what created civilization or see how or what ends civilization?

Would you rather be 1ft tall OR 12ft tall

Would you rather lose the ability to feel emotions or be physically paralyzed?

Would you rather have anything you write become truth or know all the truths there are now?

Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?

Would you rather only have a 1st grade education or live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education?

Would you rather glue your eyes shut with super glue or spill hot glue over your lap?

Would you rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or be bitten once by a Black Widow spider?

Would you rather have a stylist do your hair/makeup each day or have a fashionista pick you a new outfit each day?

Would you rather not be able to see during sex OR not be able to hear during sex?

Would you rather smell like onions or garlic?

Would you rather constantly stumble when walking or constantly studder when speaking?

Would you rather adopt Pusheen or Nyan Cat?

Would you rather have a massive head compared to your body or always have a bowl cut?

Would you rather cure cancer or make first contact with an alien race?

Would you rather speak to animals or speak 10 foreign languages?

Would you rather have everything you touch turn to dust or have everything you touch turn to gold?

Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to smell?

Would you rather eat a container of butter or drink a bottle of maple syrup?

Would you rather have super sensitive taste buds or super sensitive hearing?

Would you rather only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or only drink gravy for the rest of your life?

Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump in the shower?

Would you rather have sex in daylight OR with all the lights off?

Would you rather fart in front of your crush or get caught picking your nose by your crush?

Would you rather have an elephant sized kitten or a kitten sized elephant?

Would you rather have sex with your first ex OR with your last one?

Would you rather always be naked or always be itchy?

Would you rather have comically large feet or have a comically oversized head?

Would you rather be dumb and funny OR smart and humorless?

Would you rather be unhappily single OR unhappily married?

Would you rather get a paper cut on your hand once a week or have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes?

Would you rather bring modern weapons to the Revolutionary war or the Civil war?

Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill 2 puppies?

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

Would you rather be immortal or die right now?

Would you rather fear everything and be able to defend yourself OR have nothing to fear, but be helpless?

Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

Would you rather be famous in this lifetime or go down in the history books?

Would you rather only speak in questions or only speak in movie quotes?

Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?

Would you rather only use Reddit or YouTube?

Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or dress only the way you did when you were 15?

Would you rather never be able to feel emotions or never be able to express emotions?

Would you rather have your friends and partner not get along OR be single with caring friends.

Would you rather be godzilla or be king kong?

Would you rather have to learn how to walk again or have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.?

Would you rather be a sex slave for a month OR not have sex or masturbate for a month?

Would you rather be able to fly, but have no family or lasting relationships or not?

Would you rather be an anti-social genius or be popular but unintelligent?

Would you rather live in a mansion in Beverly Hills or live in a penthouse in Manhattan?

Would you rather be rich or be famous?

Would you rather forget who you were or forget who everyone you know is?

Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?

Would you rather get 4 hours or 15 hours of sleep per night?

Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari?

Would you rather only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies OR only be allowed to masturbate to 10 second or shorter clips?