Would you rather smell like manure or smell like urine?

Would you rather be a good kisser OR be good in bed?

Would you rather get $100 today or get $1 a day for 200 days?

Would you rather date someone sweet OR spicy?

Would you rather bring modern weapons to the Revolutionary war or the Civil war?

Would you rather have to eat tree bark for one meal a day or have to pour cold milk over everything you eat?

Would you rather master an instrument or be a great singer?

Would you rather not be able to stop being serious or not be able to stop joking?

Would you rather eat a hotdog or eat a hamburger?

Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy or be separated from your entire family for life?

Would you rather own a pocket-sized giraffe or own a pocket-sized elephant?

Would you rather forget your date's name OR call them your parent's name?

Would you rather live an extra 25 years or live a life without the need to sleep?

Would you rather have a lover who only speaks on Mondays or have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin?

Would you rather receive a dirty text message, e-mail or voice mail?

Would you rather be famous in this lifetime or go down in the history books?

Would you rather have an incredibly nice car or own a personal helicopter?

Would you rather always speak all your thoughts out loud or never speak at all (not even in sign language)?

Until you retire, would you rather work 9am to 5pm or 9pm to 5am?

Would you rather have to sleep 3 hours everyday or have to sleep 15 hours everyday?

Would you rather know how to speak only English or know how to speak every language but never English?

Would you rather only listen to The Beatles or only listen to The Rolling Stones?

On a beautiful sunny day, would you rather lie in the grass and read a book or stay inside and watch excellent TV?

If you had no choice, would you rather enter yourself or enter your younger sibling in the Hunger Games?

Would you rather spend a day in the Sahara Desert or spend a day in the North Pole?

Would you rather have comically large feet or have a comically oversized head?

Would you rather use a pen OR a pencil?

Would you rather live in an amusement park or live in a zoo?

Would you rather play Dodgeball or play Four Square?

Would you rather have a slight lisp or have a slight cockeye?

Would you rather be an only child or have ten siblings?

Would you rather stay in on a date OR go out on a date?

Would you rather get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to or burp after every time you kiss?

Would you rather eat a Butterfinger or eat a Snickers?

Would you rather arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns or the most powerful Super Soakers?

Would you rather live in a world of magic or superheroes?

Would you rather have a MacBook Pro or have an iPhone?

Would you rather have two partners that hated each other OR two friend groups that hated each other?

Would you rather own a horse in the city or own a cat in the country?

Would you rather date someone much taller OR much shorter than you?

Would you rather room with Snoop Dogg or room with Bob Marley?

Would you rather eat Fruit Roll Ups or eat Fruit by the Foot?

Would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things?

Would you rather eat a Big Mac every six hours or an exquisite meal once every four days?

To let out your anger, would you rather smash a computer with a baseball bat or smash a guitar on the floor?

Would you rather lose your keys OR your phone?

Would you rather have the first dibs every time or always have the last laugh?

Would you rather slam your hand in every door or fall down every flight of stairs?

Would you rather be known as a drug dealer or be known as a liar?

Would you rather be stung by 20 bees in random locations or have each shin kicked hard 10 times?

Would you rather only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or only drink gravy for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have no sex organ or two sex organs?

Would you rather control the elements or control time?

Would you rather break an arm, with a slightly painful infection or break a leg?

Would you rather be a content failure or be an unhappy success?

Would you rather have a stylist do your hair/makeup each day or have a fashionista pick you a new outfit each day?

Would you rather have three nipples or have one nipple?

Would you rather Eat a quarter or eat Chapstick?

Would you rather swear in every sentence forever or constantly have your hand down your trousers?

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say OR hear every conversation around you?

Would you rather have 50% of your body burned or 100% of your body tattooed?

Would you rather marry your most hated ex OR kill your best friend?

Would you rather always have messy, unkept hair or always have stains on your clothes?

Would you rather be covered in feathers or be covered in fur?

Would you rather have sex with your most hated ex OR have to be homeless for a week?

If you could be the all-time greatest, would you rather be the greatest mathematician or be the greatest writer?

To acquire a Rolex watch, would you rather unearth and loot a corpse or cheat in a competition?

Would you rather be able to travel at light speed or be able to read minds?

Would you rather snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint) or take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce?

Would you rather be a cat or be a dog?

Would you rather have the job of your dreams and be broke or have a job you hate but be wealthy?

Would you rather stop using YouTube or stop using Twitter?

Would you rather blind with amazing musical ability or deaf with amazing artistic ability?WYR

Would you rather wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bear?

Would you rather get high or get drunk?

Would you rather toilet paper a house or egg a house?

Would you rather only be able to flirt with memes OR emojis?

Would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room?

Would you rather have an arranged marriage OR be single forever?

Would you rather be 4'6 or 7'7?

Would you rather kill one person you know or kill three strangers?

Would you rather be attractive and poor or be ugly and rich?

Would you rather sue a charity organization and win or sue a corrupt organization and lose?

Would you rather walk across a mile of hot burning coals or walk across a mile of Legos?

For all of your life, would you rather only be photographed or only be filmed?

Would you rather live forever or never live?

Would you rather be stoned to death or be grounded?

Would you rather date someone with a nice face OR a nice body?

Would you rather die a painful death that goes down in history or die a painless death that everyone hates you for?

Would you rather have your crush date your best friend OR your worst enemy?

Would you rather lie every time you are asked a question or tell the truth every time you are asked a question?

Would you rather not brush your teeth for a month or not shower for a month?

Would you rather live in a place with constant summer OR constant winter?

Would you rather eat a pinecone or eat an acorn?

Would you rather be famous on TikTok or on YouTube?

Would you rather have constantly dry eyes OR a constant runny nose?

Would you rather walk in on someone OR be walked in on?

Would you rather be able to only speak in lolspeak or be able to only type in 1337 speak?

Would you rather brush your teeth once a year OR shower once a month?

Would you rather become a Pokemon trainer or go to Hogwarts?